[Verse 1]
\nIn his sauna steamy, thick with heat,
\nCredulus sits on his sauna seat,
\nWaving wieners left and right,
\nIn a sausage fest of Halloween fright.<\/p>\n
[Chorus]
\nIt\u2019s Credu-ween, the wieners rise,
\nA sea of sausages to surprise,
\nCredulus shows his wiener, too,
\nIt\u2019s a wiener night just made for you! (Just for you!)<\/p>\n
[Verse 2]
\nHe guzzles down his Fartwater brew,
\nSparkling farts and wieners, too,
\nA wobbly wiggle, a spooky sway,
\nThe wieners dance and lead the way.<\/p>\n
[Pre-Chorus]
\nFrozen pizza fills the air,
\nWieners wiggle everywhere.
\n(Wieners wiggle everywhere!)<\/p>\n
[Chorus]
\nIt\u2019s Credu-ween, the wieners rise,
\nA sea of sausages to surprise,
\nCredulus shows his wiener, too,
\nIt\u2019s a wiener night just made for you!<\/p>\n
[Verse 3]
\nMarbles roll, the crowd\u2019s in awe,
\nAs Credulus lets out a hearty guffaw,
\nA haunted, spooky sausage cheer,
\nFor wieners wiggle far and near!<\/p>\n
[Bridge]
\nThough his chat may jeer and jest,
\nHis wieners\u2019 wobble does the rest!<\/p>\n
[Pre-Chorus]
\nFrozen pizza fills the air,
\nWieners wiggle everywhere.
\n(Wieners wiggle everywhere!)<\/p>\n
[Chorus]
\nIt\u2019s Credu-ween, the wieners rise,
\nA sea of sausages to surprise,
\nCredulus shows his wiener, too,
\nIt\u2019s a wiener night just made for you!<\/p>\n
[Verse 4]
\nSo gather round on Halloween night,
\nFor wieners dancing left and right,
\nCredulus leads this spooky scene,
\nThe silliest night of Credu-ween!<\/p>\n
[Chorus]
\nIt\u2019s Credu-ween, the wieners rise,
\nA sea of sausages to surprise,
\nCredulus shows his wiener, too,
\nIt\u2019s a wiener night just made for you!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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