[Verse 1]
In his sauna steamy, thick with heat,
Credulus sits on his sauna seat,
Waving wieners left and right,
In a sausage fest of Halloween fright.
[Chorus]
It’s Credu-ween, the wieners rise,
A sea of sausages to surprise,
Credulus shows his wiener, too,
It’s a wiener night just made for you! (Just for you!)
[Verse 2]
He guzzles down his Fartwater brew,
Sparkling farts and wieners, too,
A wobbly wiggle, a spooky sway,
The wieners dance and lead the way.
[Pre-Chorus]
Frozen pizza fills the air,
Wieners wiggle everywhere.
(Wieners wiggle everywhere!)
[Chorus]
It’s Credu-ween, the wieners rise,
A sea of sausages to surprise,
Credulus shows his wiener, too,
It’s a wiener night just made for you!
[Verse 3]
Marbles roll, the crowd’s in awe,
As Credulus lets out a hearty guffaw,
A haunted, spooky sausage cheer,
For wieners wiggle far and near!
[Bridge]
Though his chat may jeer and jest,
His wieners’ wobble does the rest!
[Pre-Chorus]
Frozen pizza fills the air,
Wieners wiggle everywhere.
(Wieners wiggle everywhere!)
[Chorus]
It’s Credu-ween, the wieners rise,
A sea of sausages to surprise,
Credulus shows his wiener, too,
It’s a wiener night just made for you!
[Verse 4]
So gather round on Halloween night,
For wieners dancing left and right,
Credulus leads this spooky scene,
The silliest night of Credu-ween!
[Chorus]
It’s Credu-ween, the wieners rise,
A sea of sausages to surprise,
Credulus shows his wiener, too,
It’s a wiener night just made for you!